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texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 13, 2015


potted plant and janitor

the last 2 people working on steam game tf2 / team fortress 2

Did you hear of the new tf2 update? Yeah the potted plant and janitor must have updated the localization files for the 11 morbillionth time

by yeehwa October 2, 2022


Hungarian Pot Roast

Girl or Guy takes a loose crap on a dude's penis and he proceeds to have intercourse with them.

Chili Dawgs are last week bro, you have to try the Hungarian Pot Roast for some sick bed play, yo!

by BarebackJack January 15, 2018


Pot-o-graph

When you sign anything high...and subsequently forget about it.
Also: Any pictures you take while high.
Additionally: Any pictures of pots or signed pots.

I just left my ceramics class high as hell and this dude wanted my pot-o-graph. I signed his weed.

by Shackabitch October 26, 2019


Orientation dokey pots

When you need Jesus, because you get paid to swear. Also, there's a good chance you're name is Brooklyn.

"You bitch mother fucker ass cunt sucker....(yes there's more... )

Swearing for dolla bills like..... but you rated gggggg

Orientation dokey pots

by Brooklyngregg October 15, 2023


going pot roast

The sudden onset of mental denseness, usually in relation to something unpleasant. Mental denseness as a dodge.

Joe and I were having a nice conversation, but as soon as I asked him about the $10 I lent him, I could see him "going pot roast" on me.

by The self-hating one February 16, 2011


Mexican pot pie

When a male throws up on a female's vagina and then has vaginal intercourse.

I was eating her nasty pussy and it was so ronchy I throw up on it and decided to give her a Mexican pot pie.

by Cheechanator August 24, 2013