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Seattle University is literally an overpriced piece of shit. Literally, you are paying for human defecated fecal matter. Seattle U is poo poo because overall its education is sub par at best and the campus life is lackluster. Nursing, Law, Business and Engineering are exception programs. However, any programs outside these areas are shit. The whole schools budget is dedicated to marketing and athletics. Thus, most programs get inadequate funding. Most of the professors I have encountered are uninspired and robotic. Furthermore, the social scene at Seattle U is non-existent. People divide themselves into cliques and the school makes no major effort to create a campus community. Parties suck. The girls are dykes who dress like they just experienced WWII. Most people are extremely politically correct. This is not an institution for free thought and debate. Lastly, the campus is genuinely ugly it is as beautiful as Elliot Rodger masturbating to frat girls.
Please do not go to this highschool that resembles human fecal matter. Please choose a school that will gives you a quality education at a fair cost.
No More Parties in LA?
Oh, you mean No More Parties in SU (Seattle University)?
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The university that houses the acclaimed ice hockey player Alex J. Zackowski. He scored the game winning goal for his hockey team the Randolph High School Rams in their state championship game. Just like Africa, he is flawless.
Rowan University? Isn't that the school that Alex J. Zackowski blesses with his presence?
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The state university in Ohio that wishes it could be more like it's older sibling Ohio University (1804).
Populated by rich assholes who like to feel as if they are superior to everyone else. At Miami, you are what you wear.
A school also known for their successful athletic teams, which garner no student support.
"Friends don't let friends go to Miami."
"Today we salute you trendy Miami girl. In your pointed-toes stilettos, you understand that having blisters and cramped pinky toes is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your Vera Bradley bag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that appraoches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor by helping them understand that they are, in fact, gay. So here's to you trendy Miami girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver seat of that lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette."
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1: The place where heroes are all good and villains are all bad; where super-villains exist and will do anything, even start wars that kill thousands or millions of innocents, just to gain a few bucks they don't need (or some other useless end).
The place where everything that the good guys say and do is good and everything the bad guys say and do is bad; where what makes the the good guys good and the bad guys bad is just that they *are* the good guys or the bad guys; and questions about what makes them so are never asked.
2: A vastly simplified and/or idealized model of reality.
3: The universe that radical left-wingers lives in.
Bill: "So Joe, are you going to vote for McCain or Obama?"
Joe: "Huh? McCain is a Republican. All Republicans are evil, stupid, and in the pocket of big business."
Bill: "Well, both McCain and Obama have very similar policies. I don't see much of a difference."
Joe: "McCain is a Republican."
Bill: "Ahh... right. Well, ok, Joe, I've got to ahhh....ummmm....wash my hair. So you go back home to the Cartoon Universe and have a really smiley-face day? OK? buh-bye."
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Haskell University is an inter-tribal Indian school located in Lawrence KS. Although it operates under the illusion of multicultural education and cooperation among native students, the student body is predominately Sioux or "full blood" Navajo, and if you're not one of those two tribes prepare to be segregated by the fellow attendees.
It's not a good place to go if you're blonde, or hate having native traditions and tribal aspects shoved down your throat in every class possible.
It's ofen used as a second chance school for people who failed college the first time around or low income rez kids.
You're applying to Haskell University? But dude... you're a blonde Cherokee." "Yeah... But it's the cheapest education possible, even though they barely have any applicable majors, Bachelors degree in American Indian Studies here I come!
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Kaiju universe is Kaiju universe
Person 1: custom teamers
Person 2: I'm new
Person 1: stop custom teaming
Person 2: Kaiju universe 😎
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Very little is known about Alexylva University or its motives. Evidence appears to suggest that the organization exists in some sort of alternate universe in which Latin and Greek cultures maintain dominance at least over the Western Hemisphere; nothing to date is known about any other part of this world. All University-related objects have been found in the Mid-Southern United States, and more specifically in Tennessee, leading Foundation researchers to believe the University itself is located in that geographical area.
Many objects associated with the University (which is not believed to have built the objects) are recovered during postal transit via an agency known as "Phitransimun Combine" and accompanied by relevant paperwork, which has helped shed light on the objects and the place from which they came. To date, all that is known about the methods that transfer the objects is that the technology uses principles similar to that of the Einstein-Rosen Bridge, a concept considered purely theoretical by contemporary science. A particular section of the University known as the Department of Natural Philosophy is considered responsible for the transferences, possibly without the knowledge or consent of the rest of the organization.
This anomaly looks like it came from Alexylva University!
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