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Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
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Verb: To abruptly move swiftly. To haul ass.
Did you see that 67' GTO? I bet she'd really whoop n' snap!!
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When your girl finally agrees to let you in the butt after a grueling quest to convince her and you go so fast before she changes her mind that you jam it in without lube and bend your dick in half, causing a hospital visit and very uncomfortable conversation with the doctor.
Well doctor, you see, Trudie finally agreed to the butt and I went so fast that I forgot the lube and...snap crackle pop...here I am.
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When engaging in intercourse with a dirty ginger rat, turn around and grab a handful of pubic hair, pull out the pubic hair (causing the snap sound) when the ginger bends over in pain, ejaculate all over his/her disgusting hideous red hair.
While Matt Milliken was railing Lebron James, Lebron turned around and gave him a ginger snap surprise.
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Causing the girl to orgasm. Snapping one's own carrot is jerking off, so it stands to reason that to snap another's carrot is to jerk them off or cause them to orgasm. I first entered this term in the Urban Dictionary in 2002 or 2003 after noticing that an erect clitoris sometimes looks kind of like a carrot. I first read it in reference to masturbation, as in "He's busy snapping his carrot" here in the Urban Dictionary about 2 months ago (Aug '07)
Example 1:At the end of a vigorous tongue dancing session I was able to snap her carrot.
Example 2:Using a diesel-powered dildo enabled Sally to snap her carrot more times than I could count.
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Yet another Australian expression of surprise, disbelief ar anguish. There is quite a collection of these (see tags below).
Usually said with each word pronounced very separately and deliberately, but is quite often uncontrolled. The first thing I said when I turned on the TV and saw the World Trade Centre collapse was:
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a moment in time where snapchat shut down due to a bug in the system. Teens and slutty celebrities went into a worldwide panic since their pathetic life had been soiled.
The rich ass students of dunlap experienced the Snap Panic of November 6,2017.