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The shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. Beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
Gary: Fuck man, what happened to your hand?
Greg: Last night I was so hammered I spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a Hoegaarden. Turns out you need a bottle opener for those...
Gary: Well, scored yourself a grade A beer wound!
The stack of beer cans that inevitably end up in the shape of a pyramid after/during a long night of drinking. Architecture usually becomes unstable at some point and collapses.
Phil: That asshole knocked over our beer-amid! You realize we've been working on this all night, eh?
When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.
Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.
the act of drinking spilled beer off of a bar or table
Jason- Yo, I hear Kyle spilled his beer! PARTY FOUL!
Jimbo- No worries, he can just pull a beer slurp..
Jason- BEER SLURPIN TIME!!
a beer you buy for another person on a third party's tab, usually with said party having no knowledge of the action.
Pat: Aw man, I totally hooked with that girl last night after her I bought that beer for her.
Kevin: Pat, you turd. You charged that beer to my tab. I thought I told you to stop with the ponzi beers.
hay can i order a beer bra *hands a bra with beer cups* oh thanks bruh
The person who holds your beer when you're about to do something epic.
Florida man never goes anywhere without his beer caddy. You have to be prepared for awesomeness.