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A ritual of male masturbation whereby the wanker pulls or yanks vigorously down on his balls aka clankers with one hand while simultaneously vigorously strokes his shaft with the other. Highly stimulating.
Frank could barely walk at work on Monday. It was obvious that he has spent his weekend watching porn and clank wanking.
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The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.
My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.
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a crazy wank is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before jizzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of jizzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin
I'm very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
Just try the crazy wank.
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when you knock one out whilst up a tree.
eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank
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When powdered substance ie. chalk, talcum powder is used accidentally instead of lube for mastrobation.
Eoin - "Did you use the feckin chalk instead of lube?"
Andy - "Yeah it was a fierce dusty wank....such hardship!"
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When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.
Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."
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"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"
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Possessing the aroma that one typically associates with just having sex. However, this musky fragrance is achieved all by one’s self.
Knock on the bedroom door.
Door opens.
Dave - Hey bro, you wanna go get some food? I was thinking…Whoa, man! This room reeks of dirty sex! Did you just get some?
Steve - Nah, that’s just wank stank.
Dave - Dammit Steve, you need help!
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