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The Sexiest person you'll ever meet
Man: Is Patrick sexy?
Woman: Yes.
Patrick is the most funnie guy eeeeeeeeeeeever
He's a purple meatball
It is this the crusty crab no its patrick!
Patrick is a tall guy with blue eyes. he is hot and funny. he is the best lover and kisser you will ever meet and he has a gigantic cock!! but will still treat you right.
Damn Patrick is so good in bed i just wanna have sex all the time with him
people who don't shower and have body oder
Girl: I met a cute guy today
Girl 2: what was his name
Girl:Patrick
Girl 2: you should run away
A man that always gets knocked down I mean always it’s embarrassing but always gets back up
Just stay down
Person:OOoOoh u got knocked out
Patrick:imma get up
Person:no stay down it’s embarrassing
Patrick is the definition of a perfect friend. They are the cutest people you will ever meet and always funny and kind. Patrick has the most gorgeous eyes and eyelashes known to earth, I mean everyone should be envious. Patrick is shy at first when meeting him but after getting to know him, he's the sweetest guy. Patrick's have the most adorable laugh and smile. Their smiles could light up a whole room.
Boy 1 (lets call him Indiana): I wish I was like him
Girl 1 (Let's call her Ella): I mean duh, he's a Patrick