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probably the gayest person you will ever meet.
oh that kid sam peters yeah he’s really gay.
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While having sex with a vegetarian with the (presumably) male carnivore on top, slapping her across the face with a raw 18oz+ porterhouse.
"I converted that vegetarian to a carnivore after I gave her the Peter Luger."
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When you stick your partner’s loofah in your butt crack, thus creating the illusion of Beatrice Potter’s beloved rabbit.
My cousin did a Peter Cottontail on my loofah, and now I can’t use it. How could this happen
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The oldest man in the fire brigade, he knows some stuff but mainly hangs around for no reason. Can play ping pong but is prone to ankle injuries. Does not like weak coffee.
See that bloke, he is a Peter Baddock, so old he doesn’t know where he is...
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idk but it sounds like sex in the north pole
santa claus peter northed miss claus
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A person who is a complete and utter jerk, likes to sit on small munchkins and eats babies with his silverware covered in cat and dog fur.
He wears glasses so he'll be cool, and he is chubby because he eats more than peter griffin, homer simpson and about 56% of all america combined.
Also he hates america and likes communism.
Gobble Gobble is Peter Swissturkey's nick name cuz he's an insolent prick with the gobblegobbleness with the pickles and sweet sauce all over his body.
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When your in the stall of a public restroom and somebody sits in the stall next to you and starts farting.
"So I was just sitting there on the can, when this guy goes in the stall next to me and starts doing a Peter Griffin."
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