When a girl doesn.t shave and it is fluffy down there
Jay z: So how was it?
Kanye West: She still had a pillow so I left!
someone who instead of jerking off, they grind against a pillow instead.
my boyfriend Cohen doesn't jerk off after he learned how to pound pillows
hes my lil pillow pounder <3
it is a rolled up news paper that was in the gutter that hobo use for a pillow
yeah dude i had to use a gutter pillow last night
Someone who takes a shit on their pillow before sleep
I went to john's house yesterday night and he is for sure a pillow squatter, there was shit all over his pillow.
throwing pillows at toddlers from long distance, resulting it the child falling over
"my parents grounded me because I kept pillow sniping my little sister."
When you wake up and pillows wet because you masturbated on
John: I have a Floppy Pillow
Tom: Sucks to be you
The ejaculate of a person that spills onto the bed clothes accidentally or on purpose.
She wanted a facial, but it was all pillow gravy when I finished.