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Your pecker pillows are your balls, since your pecker spends a good amount of time resting on them.
I was sitting in a chair and I looked down and saw my root resting on my pecker pillows.
A Poochy Pillow is a body pillow you sleep with. Not an ordinary body pillow, but a body pillow you must have every night.
Jakob: Give me that Poochy Pillow!!!!
Jaden: DO NOT TOUCH MY POOCHY PILLOW!!!
An individual on a bus, whose seat mates always seem to mistake them for a resting pad, and lean on them to get a couple extra needed minutes of sleep.
I wish people weren’t such fags. I’ve been a bus pillow for 3 guys already. 0 girl!
She screams and put a pillow over her head
Lady: what's a pillow test?
Man: if you scream, I'll put a pillow over head.
Lady: during sex?
Man: yes.
Lady: shut up?
we struggle with this @#%! every night
we struggle with this @#%! every night #hot side of pillow
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The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.
“That dudes wife has some big old blue collar pillows hiding under that Miller Lite tshirt”.
“What is that?”
The boobs of a woman who’s man is in a blue collar trade.