Crotch Rat

Crotch Rat /kräCH rat/

A child/young person/the rat born of one's crotch

Crotch Rat can refer to a child or young person of any age, race, or gender, and can be used to insult both parent and child by suggesting that:
1. The child is a rat; a pest, annoyance, or irritation.
2. Said rat was produced by the crotch of it's parents, thus making them at fault.

Fuck off you little Crotch Rat!

Get your Crotch Rat out of here so I can spark this bowl.

Who's the twat that brought their Crotch Rat into the theater?

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snap a rat

A solid bowl moment; to expunge the body of solid waste via the anus.

Man I had to snap a rat something fierce. Joey had been denied a bathroom break all day. He had to snap a rat so bad he could taste it.

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Bottle Rat

In Siesta Key, a Bottle Rat is a girl hanging out with a ginger billionaire.

Juliette exclaimed “Meghan! You’re such a clout chasing Bottle Rat!!!”

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Rat in the Ass

Reference to a big, fat, nasty turd looking to bust its way out the ass. The ol’ turtle peeking.

I got a rat in the ass braaaaaahhh. I gotta shit.

This rat in the ass it hurting.

I gotta cut loose this rat in the ass.

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Bed Rat

A girl (or guy) that works very hard in bed to please their counterpart, because they have to make up for their lack of attractiveness.

Similar to a gym rat. Some who will grind away knowing they truly don’t belong there.

Chad: “you slept with Becky last night? She’s a 5 at best.”
Brad: “yeah, 5 on a good day. Total bed rat, though.”

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Fucking rat

There's a God Damn rat in my pants and it is pulling my pubes and controlling me

Fucking rat

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Rat Nigger

A piece of shit that will mooch off anyone they meet with the intention of never paying them back. Most often will be a functioning alcoholic and will brag about fucking bar whores. Can also be known as Rat or Rat fink.

Hey, should we invite Kyle out tonight?
No, I don't want wanna pay for Rat Nigger's drinks

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