KIng Richard (Dick) is like King Midas, but everything he touches turns to shit.
"Bob, is always in such a bad mood, bringing everyone down around him. It's so hard to get work done with him around"
"Yeah, seriously, he is such a King RIchard"
What am I doing tonight? Tonight I will be in the service of King Richard.
A very good looking male who has a very large asset for the ladies. His identity is a mystery. His favorite song is sexy can i. He likes mrs. Green. Her ass is nice and tits are big. He is best friends with jeffrey oliverio.
Richard pounder will pay you a visit is his favorite pickup line.
the state of being so drunk you are closer to death than being alive.
Dude we got badass richard drunk.
Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.
"Never assume the impossible of the ambiguous"
You know, when you assume somebody meant something impossible, rather than correctly infer what they clearly meant you look like a jerk. It's Richard's law.