The so-called "robert construction" is a slang for a specific type of an organisation system which is applicable for box-shaped pieces of furniture with doors or drawers for storing miscellaneous items. The essence of "robert construction" is literally the items to be placed in a way that they will most probably fall down on your forehead at the moment that you try to reach some of the items or simply at the time of opening the door itself. In a more metaphorically way it would be called twisted tetris.
Oh my, I've tried to take a coffee cup from the cabinet yesterday morning and it was such a robert construction there that today I'm watching "The Simpson's" from the hospital with a broken nose and a huge bump on my forehead!
A great Entrepreneur and Writer he makes the world work for him
He must be Robert Burnell
He is smart, handsome and built. He always has the drip and gets all the girls. He is great and everything attached to him is great
Man I wish I could be "Robert Burnell".
to fire someone and subsequently hire their co-worker's friend to replace them.
if you don't get your head out of your ass, you'll get Robert H.'ed
I'll Robert H. you ass if you're late again
An amazing friend and great hockey player.
Wow that girl is such a Gillian Roberts
The Man the legend. Who's licks bring pleasure.
She was in wonder of the lick she had found. Robert Wunderlich: a man of great talent.