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if that don't slam the outhouse door

To be surprised, astonished by someone or something

Maggie's got a new dress,
- If that don't slam the outhouse door !

by Robert Ebguy April 5, 2006

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the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold

A specific position in which you and your specific spouse participate in, most commonly a male and female. It is when the female sits upon the lap of the male and no words are exchanged yet there is a great amount of sexual tension which builds. This is usually hold usually implies "i'm not gonna bang you now, but i'm going to bang you later, and you're gonna take it."

That night at her crib, i totally gave her the nam-a-slam-a-jam-a hold. i totally banged her later that night.

by ohmykey October 3, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Suki Yaki Slam Down

The "Suki Yaki Slam Down" is a highly unusual and difficult sexual act that requires the coordination of four individuals and an immense amount of soy sauce. This act involves three females and one male, who must work together to complete all of the sexual positions in the Kama Sutra over the course of seven hours. The act is performed in a large tub or pool filled with 50 gallons of soy sauce, providing a slippery and challenging environment for the participants to navigate. The "Suki Yaki Slam Down" is not for the faint of heart and is considered by many to be a true test of sexual endurance and skill.

Yo, I just had the wildest experience of my life. Jenny, Rachel, Amber, and I tried the Suki Yaki Slam Down, and let me tell you, it was no joke. We had to coordinate for 7 hours, all slippery from the 50-gallon drum of soy sauce. It was a true test of our sexual stamina, but man was it worth it.

by TkingYeet January 31, 2023


Full slam dunk blumpkin

Otherwise known as a "chrimp-an-heave"

This term defines the phenomena when a chrimp is receiving a blow job, he shuts in his hands and flings it on top of the head of the one giving said blow job, as if scoring a slam dunk in basketball.

This phenomenon does however come with risks such a the action of flinging Shit may cause tennis elbow in the randy chrimp, or at times the Shit can be an irritant to the skin on top of the head one the one giving said blow job.

Why hasn't the zookeeper giving that chrimp his fucking full slam dunk blumpkin yet!!

by Arkyboy19 August 21, 2018


slam my dick in the dirt

The ultimate insult. To insult one's manhood.

Man she was harsh, she slammed my dick in the dirt.

by John March 14, 2005

29๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grand Slam

When you fuck a four-person family, usually both parents and both children, though this can be interchanged (Three children, one parent, etc.) to your liking. MUST be an immediate family, cannot be a cousin, grandparent, uncle, etc.

"Bro I hit a Grand Slam on that Johnson family"

by BathtubBarracuda August 31, 2016

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Grand Slam Blow Job

When a female rotates in a counter-clockwise motion around a group of four guys and gives them head in a way resembling someone circling the bases after a home run.

"Yo Man, me and my 3 buddies just got the ill grand slam blow job last night from this chick last night; she really circled the bases with authority."

by G-Schwartz September 20, 2007

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