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When oral sex is performed on a man who is very sweaty.
Alice always wanted for Bob to come home after his daily run because she loved getting a salty pretzel.
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After a men ejaculates inside the woman, he then puts his face level with her filled vagina, she queefs, and sprays a combination of his and her juices into his face, mouth, and eyes.
James thought he was cool for banging that filthy stripper, but when he bent down to get his wallet she totally gave him a salty sea spray.
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1.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and pisses in her ass then she farts the piss all over his face.
2.) When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style and he pisses in her vagina and she queefs it all over his face.
Josh was fucking laurel and she totally gave him the salty water splash.
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Giving someone a hand-job on the beach.
"Aw man. My dick is so raw from that salty sea lion i got last night from Gertrude"
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When a female sucks off a guy and is too much of a pussy to swallow so he ejaculates in her eye and she goes blind therefore having to wear an eyepatch
Look at Becky! She's wearing an eyepatch
Wow Joe must have given her the salty sea sailor
What happened last night?
He wanted me to swallow!
So, did you?
Of course not, I just took a salty sea sailor instead
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When A man salts another mans asshole before eating it out
Bryan was thrilled when Alex gave him a Salty Wagon Wheel last night
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A particular stench of fart that another conjures in their head, pretending that they can smell the fart.
Eughh. Oh god. Right there, that was a salty bean fart.