the opposite of cuffing season. time to dumb, be dumped and throw SALT on all those happy winter relationships
i don't have to buy her a christmas present bc im celebrating salting season early this year
(noun) a secret phrase used by some food enthusiasts to refer to a type of "food powder" that is often used to enhance the flavor and texture of dishes. This "food powder" is typically made from dried herbs, spices, and other seasonings that have been ground into a fine powder. The name "kosher salt" is used as a code word to keep the true nature of the powder secret, as it can be seen as unconventional or even unappetizing to some.
Hey, have you tried adding a sprinkle of kosher salt to your scrambled eggs? It's my secret ingredient, but don't tell anyone.
A salt rim is when you have to or wish you had a squeeze of lime and lick of salt when you give a rimjob.
She came home from work after a bad day, horny as hell, and didn't have time to shower so I had to salt rim it. booty ass anal sex rimjob
Getting your salad tossed while being in the ocean
I thought it was a fish in my shorts but realized I was get salt rimmed by my girlfriend
The act of tossing salad in the under water in the ocean
Nothing beats a good day at a beach when you get a good salt rim
The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
A "Salt Goblin" is another word for a bogey.
A: oof, that was a hell of a sneeze!
B: yes, it sent all the Salt Goblins falling out of your nose, careful so they don't hide in your mouth.
A: ew, a mighty sneeze indeed..