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Two guys who are both normal and happen to notice they are wearing the same socks
I was changing shoes after the pick up game and notice this guy was my sock twins
When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.
Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.
When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm
Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me
When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day
Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks
Reconstituting a man’s masturbation sock and drinking the issue like a juice box.
Kelly was so thirsty she went after it like a sock in a juicebox
A sock penis is the foreskin around ones penis that when in water gets shriveled and looks like a sock. It can also be a derogatory term used to downgrade someone's self or penis.
Ex1- man when I got out of the bath I had a major sock penis.
Ex2- og: yo foe did you see that Lars last night? Yayo: Yeah he is such a sock penis.
A guy who wears girls socks and doesnt care,
Jamie:ahhhh
Will:dude those socks are for chickssss
Jamie: ohhh sh*t
Thats a jamies socks