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Speed

Fess on a Stooge

Wow he’s so speed

by DEEIF September 20, 2021


The speed bug

An unexplainable compulsion to be the fastest

On every with wheels

Yeah that kid has been modifying anything that moves since he was old enough to hold a wrench
It Looks like he has the speed bug

by Dipstick5568 June 08, 2025


speed skating

A very intense sport envolves skating so fast that you feel like you going faster that the speed of sound even though your grandmother can run faster than you skate. Unless you an Olympian

Guy1 “I’m going so fast right now. I must be going faster than Usain Bolt! I’m the best at speed skating”
Guy2 “no you’re not. That 4 year old is going faster than you”
Guy1 “oh. Sh*t

by Oldbehide November 08, 2018


Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 23, 2021


10 speed

Term used for person with add or ADHD, who's going a million miles a minute... Or a person who is on uppers, talks a lot, has a lot going on...

#10 speed slow down... 1 thing at a time.

by DaynaBug February 01, 2023


Speed Dating

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.

John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.

by BigSmoke40 December 01, 2020


speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 14, 2012