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An aimless attempt at ending ones life, perhaps more often percieved to be a method of attention seeking rather that a serious attempt on ones life.
Jack you wanker stop attention seeking and maybe wash your greasy hair in the sink instead of aimlessly trying to end your God forsaken son of a rapist life
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Post intercourse, the man ejaculates into his hand, then winds up the Suicidal Semen Fastball firing it at his partner as fast and hard as he can, flinging the semen all across his partner's body.
" My boyfriend launched his Suicidal Semen Fastball at me, plastering semen all across my face. There were no survivors."
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When the ring around the lip of a gallon of milk Kamikaze's into your glass when you're trying to pour.
"Dude i was trying to enjoy a refreshing glass of milk, but the ring Kamikaze'd into the glass and ruined the taste"
"lulz. What you just witnessed was a Milk-ring Suicide!"
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I have actual suicidal tendencies.
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Self inflicted flatulence that smells so bad, you don't like it.
I ate Taco Bell, and then at home, I did a suicide fart that made me puke!
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The place where people end up when they don't know where else to go. A dark place no one ever really wants to visit.
Meg could clearly tell that Raoul was heading for a visit at suicide hall and wished to comfort him
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A campaign minion who is selected to make a public inflammatory and controversial charge against the other candidate and then "resign" or be "forced out" after the cat is already out of the bag.
Geraldine Ferraro played suicide surrogate this week after characterizing Barack Obama as an affirmative action candidate.
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