leave your phone off the hook

Mocking referral to busy cellusers

What d'ya mean, leave your phone off the hook. I bet you'll STILL get some stubborn cellers celling you!

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you hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

what you say after a bong hit.

*takes bong hit*You hook the gas mask up to the bizong!

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You gotta hookup to get hooked up

You gotta HOOK UP, to get HOOKED UP. its self explanatory.

Greg: Sam pass me the mustard
Sam: You gotta hookup to get hooked up (WINK)

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Double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin

This act involves at least two men and one woman. Sex must take place on the first floor in front of a window. Man one must switch off with man two during sex. Man one dresses quickly, goes outside, walks in front of the window. When the girl sees man one, man two spits on her back and pulls out. When she turns around man two busts in her face, and throws pubes in her face. Man two than sticks a finger in his ass, inserts in in her mouth, and sticks two fingers in her vagina and one in her ass. He than lifts her up and screams "I've hooked the Marlin!" Man one reenters in time to take a picture, and they all live happily ever after.

"I know bob and mark care because they gave me a double hudini gorilla mask rusty fish hooking the marlin."

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get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

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big headed nigga double g big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga

One who could be accurately described ass a gargantuan fuck head.

Benny: "Man, that guy is such a big headed NIGGA double G big lipped hook ass gook bitch nigga"
Jimmy: "Man, fuck that guy in particular"

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OFF DA HOOK MY NIZZLE BIZZZLE DIZZLE FUR HEASY MY FUR SHEAZY

MEANS I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW
WHY
wanksters an' faggots an' gangsters an' bitches an' hoes talk like that


GEORGE ODELL IS A FUCKING DICK SLAYER HE LOOKS LIKE A MONKEY OOH AH AH AH

WANKSTER-FUCK YOU BLACKY
GANGSTAR-YO FO SHIZZLE MY WHIZZLE. THATS NOT OFF DA HOOK. YOU KNOW WHAT i'M SAYING
WANKSTER-YO WERE UP IN HUR TALIKING LIKE DAMN FOOLS MY BIZZLE DIZZLE NIZZLE
HOE-YOU TWO IM GOING TO LAY UR ASSES OUT. DAMN NIGGA WHY U CONFRONTIN A WHITE BOY.
GANGSTAR-THATS THE HEASY UP IN FER SHEASY
WANKSTAR-IMA BUST OUT MY 9
GANGSTAR-WELL IMA BUST OUT MY COCK
HOE-WELL IMA BUST OUT BOTH OF YO NUTS

BITCH

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