take a knee

Verb. To urinate through the opening of your shorts at the knee, without removing your shorts.

Bob: Man! I really gotta take a piss, but there's nowhere to go!!
Samwise: Just go around the corner and take a knee.
Bob: Wow! Great idea! Good thing I'm wearing shorts today!

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taking a shit or taking a dick

Basically, "Not giving a fuck or getting fucked"; see homophobes.

He's either "taking a shit or taking a dick"!

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Take care

Basically saying “ sucks for you, good thing I’m not in that situation”

Person 1: bruh I have to take a test today
Person 2: Take care, take absolute care

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take it to Vinny

"Take it to Vinny" is meant to be sarcastic. Vinny is the owner of a good but erroneously overpriced performance shop in Long Island, NY. Vinny knows his stuff, but he is super expensive.

$19,000 for a 500whp build but you have to buy your own turbo kit, who the hell is he kidding? LOL.

Ques: Yo man, my motor blew up, what should I do?

Ans: Dude, just take it to Vinny, he can set you straight.

Ques: I want to build my motor and boost it, do you know any shops?

Ans: Yeah, do what everyone does, get a loan against your house and just, take it to Vinny.

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take it on the run

Tomarlo a la ligera

La canción de REO Speedwagon dice:
You take it on the run, baby
(Lo tomas a la ligera, nena)

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take it to the house

What Mason McAlexander says while recieving a blow job.

Mason-Oh yeah take it to the house
Stephanie-Shut the fuck up! I'm only here because you're paying me!

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Take Flight

The form a body takes when riding a skate board at full speed and hitting a rock.

Friend 1: Did you hear what happened to Spider?

Friend 2: nah what haffened (notice he took flight once and lost his front teeth, thus the ff's and not the pp's)

Friend 1: he was riding his board down a hill and hit a rock!

Friend 2: dayum...did his asth take fwight

Friend 1: yeah fool...like 40 or 50 ft.

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