The name given to someone who sucks the farts out of other people’s arse to gain friends, or acting the victim in every situation to stop from said shepherds to still love their sheep
J: “I am the victim, S and L, I just wanted some friends! I am shit at fortnite, please be my friends although we have nothing in common and I am a solid 4 kiss-arse whereas you are 10’s!”
S: “ok”
L: “ok”
When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel
Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse
Someone with a fat arse, likely the result of poor dietary choices such as eating a shit Tonne of pies!
Look at that baldy PIE ARSE over there!
Buttered her arse = Shot nut butter up a lucky ladies arse
Kev - Man, this slut last night left me no choice but cum in her batty
Chris - sounds to me like you Buttered her arse
Kev - With Fucking Gusto my friend
To do like a dog does when it has worms or an itchy arse. To literally place ones 'knock hole' on a surface and orientate 180 degrees in one direction and then the other.
"Sorry mate, I may have arse swiveled on your pillow...."
Shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day is a day on the 27th October which you can shove a teaspoon of glue up a fionns arse and they CAN NOT do anything about it.
Fionn got a teaspoon of glue shoved up his arse because its shove a teaspoon of glue up fionns arse day