Pro Smash Bros. Player

A pedophile

Man, I have been arrested several times for
pedophilia, I must be a pro smash bros. player.

21👍 3👎

sex in single player mode

Masturbation

I’m gonna go home and have sex in single player mode

9👍 1👎

Glorified Guitar Hero Player

A person who plays music in a band or solo (most commonly Indie Rock or other hipster music) who has no or very little talent yet feels compelled to strut around or just generally act like a "Rock Star". Most commonly found in cities with "great music scenes" such as Austin or Seattle and simply revitalizes the idea of empty egotism over any substance. People who want to act like "Rock Stars" for the status symbol, but actually know very little about music itself. So therefore people with the exact same talent and delusional sense of self-importance that a person playing the video game "Guitar Hero" would feel.

I went to the show last night and it sucked, they were all just a bunch of Glorified Guitar Hero Players douche bags.

8👍 1👎

E-girl Support Player

A support main that really plays like an e-girl.
Most of the times they play supports like: Sona, Nami, Soraka, Lulu, Janna etc.
They aren't as alpha as "Tank" Support mains like: Thresh, Braum, Pyke, Nautilus, Alistar and Zenyatta.

Lmao bro this guy is a total e-girl support player.
Yeah right he isn't as alpha as me (thresh main)!

rainbow six siege player

a absolute sexy mother fucker, packing at least 12 fucking inches and have milfs give slop top while they’re fucking your daughter

dang i really wanna fuck a rainbow six siege player

17👍 3👎

snooker player

a man who plays snooker proffesionally, snooker players usually have small willy's

hey he is a snooker player, he must have a tiny cock

1👍 20👎

Player Unknown's Battlegrounds

The flagship of battle royal games, took the world by storm when it first came out in early access. Gameplay consists of finding weapons and trying to kill other players. The game is a shitty mess, consisting of inconceivably horrible melee, shitty controls, shitty hitrec, literally millions of cheaters, ping abusers, and all the other scum of the gamer world. Brendon "player Unknown" greene made half a billion off of this steaming pile of shit and abandoned it in the early access phase, only implementing loot boxes (surprise!) before moving it to version 1.0

Dude: hey guy, want to go play Player Unknown's Battlegrounds?

Guy: fuck that shit, ill play fortnite, at least its a complete game

5👍 26👎