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bacon rind

Description of a vagina that has a large amount of white discharge attached, particularly around the most exposed areas.

Named as such due to it having an appearance similar to bacon rind

"Urgh, that lass I wen't home with last night must have had 3 pounds of bacon rind in her knickers. Made me pull a nine-volter"

by Thevoiceof March 16, 2008

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Bacon butty

(n.) Greasy, fatty piece of bacon in a roll that is buttered in a most wasteful way. Eaten mostly by peasants in the north of England.

I ate a bacon butty and felt my cholesterol level double.

by Banastre July 16, 2004

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sticky bacon

having eggs and bacon for breakfast and realizing that you didn't eat a strip of bacon but an adhesive bandage, hence the name "sticky bacon".

random bacon
1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

by shish 101 April 5, 2005

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And then I was bacon

Used when telling a story, it describes a feeling or act of uselessness and lack of any goal.

Created by college students with a lot of free time to make stories more entertaining.

I woke up this morning and decided I was going to bacon all day.

I went to In- and out and after that I started drinking, and then I was bacon.

by The kid in the corner December 21, 2010

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