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The best all around defensive player in the NBA including rebounds and blocks.
Ben Wallace packed the fuck out of Shaq in last night's game.
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Gaelic name Beinn Nibheis
Elevation 4409 ft (1344 m)
Scotland's Highest Mountain which towers above Fort William
Ben Nevis Can be deceiving,from ground level it actually does not look as imposing as other mountains in Scotland ,This of course has led many people in to a false sense of security and Determined to conquer it ,off they set ,ill prepared for the extreme weather and dangerous route to the summit.
Ben Nevis has a walkers path to the summit, but care should be taken and get a reliable weather forecast First!
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Eastenders 'ard man Phill Mitchells geeky, wimpy, ballet loving son, bullied by girls, dresses up as lady ga-ga..
Need i say more??
As the saying goes 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree' But in this case not only does it fall, it pirouettes, twirls, waltzes and tap dances as far from the tree as it can >< haha
Cant find any quotes but imagine Ben Mitchell as prince Herbert in Monty Pythons Holy Grail... "I dont want to get married, all i want to do is sing"
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A gay porn star with a piss kink.
"Did you see the new porno? It's starring Ben Shapiro!"
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Ben Dover - a middle/ old aged Gonzo pornographer who looks like the kind of guy you'd get round to tune your sky dish, or alternatively, like the benevolent old codger who used to hang around your schoolgates in an old trenchcoat offering Wherther's originals to schoolkids until outed by the "Sun" newspaper and beaten half to death by a horde of chavs. Also a religious figure in the Turkish village of Turkmenkbabflapparappa, population 2 men, 1 crone, 234 goats and 556,783.5 effigies of Ben Dover in various sexual positions.
Main features and defining characteristicas of Ben Dover are 1) Chemically damaged mullet, which recedes in a perfect straight line across the middle of his head.
2) Larger than average penis, which looks like a toadstool when erect and, as Ben is the cameraman in his own films, is usually viewed rather shakily (due to his state of arousal) from above entering a middle aged woman's mouth in an A-Road lay by near Kettering, framed by a pair of pointy cowboy boots, Ben's favoured footwear. 3) Obsession with sticking his finger up an assortment of victims' booty holes, to an accompaniment of hissing sexual noises akin to a feeding frenzy when a rotting goat carcass is thrown to a pack of Komodo dragons and frantic masturbation of the "toadstool".
Hello, my name is Ben.... Ben Dover. You're very naughty.... (forces digit into victim's rectum).
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To wipe your ass with money and stick it on the girls face during intense sexual intercourse
When she asked for her money I gaver her a Ben Steiner!
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The baddest mofo on the face of the earth. Often confused with the Canadian Sprinter who was caught using steroids, the true Ben Johnson is actually much bigger, faster, and blacker. His badassness is surpassed only by his game and his sexual prowess.
Example 1:
Scrawny White Boy: Did you see that bad ass dude?
Ben Johnson Wannabe: Hells yeah I saw him son...that mofo is dope as hell, AND he's hung like a Chuck Norris doll. He is so BEN JOHNSON.
Example 2:
Little bitch: What's up ladies, can I buy you drinks and then please all 5 of you for hours tonight?
Group of Women: Bitch who you think you is, Ben Johnson? Get the fuck outta here little white boy.
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