Shove your fist in your ass

Solution to every problem.

I was in debt from back-owed taxes, so I asked foned what to do, and he said, "Shove your fist in your ass!" So I did, and guess who isnt in debt anymore...

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Firey Fist o' Pain

When you are going to unleash the ultimate punch by spinning your arm for two minutes and hit the victim in the guts (most of the time the punch is followed by a yell).

Doris: Did you se what jake did to Lars?
Marcel: No, what did he do?
Doris: He unleashed a Firey fist o' pain on Lars's guts and made him blead!
Marcel: Did Lars cry?
Doris: Yes, and Jake did a powerful, yet annoying yell.

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Faery fisting clit cutter

A silly little faggot, who shoves their whole donkey sized hand in loose man rectums, whom also slices many a clits with their tiny paper like peterwillies.

That guy R.J. is such a faery fisting clit cutter I heard his cock is so small he cut that poor girs O-nub with his tiny wang after he got done fisting that guys chocolate interstate with his gorrila hand.

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a face like a fist full of ass holes

An extremely ugly person.

I ended up sitting on a plane next to a guy with a face like a fist full of ass holes.

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10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

When an alternative rock band, once hitting it fairly big due with an original sound, sells out out to a more pop-y sound to sustain fame

Disturbed's old albums were amazing, but their new stuff has totally joined the 10,000 Fists Up Corporate Music's Ass

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bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta

1) Large ball of mucous filled with blood that proceeds a homosexual party where the participants shove their fists up each others ass in a sodomistic fashion.

2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.

Look at that bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

You're a bloody mucous plug from a faggot fisting fiesta.

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The Ultimate North Star Dragon Fist of the Western Solar Havoc Wind Strike Fear Shattering Chestnut Punch

LenKu's ultimate move, in which the oppenent is hit with a firery uppercut and then ingulfed in a hurricane of flames, immobilizing them.

"Dude, is LenKu still trying to hit people with that ridiculous attack?"
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"That attack takes way to long to say...By the the time your done yelling it your to out of breath to actually do it."

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