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When you tell your boss you are working from home, but you end up spending the day watching porn and wanking.
Sorry I can't do a coffee today, I have a jerk from home day.
A group of guys jerk off on a cinnamon bun last one to cum eats it, a Swedish military game
I was the poor basterd that had to eat the jerk off bun.
Loose fitting clothing to enable one to jerk off whilst fully clothed.
Dude came running out of his house wearing his favorite jerk off pants.
You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.
When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"
A once in a lifetime opportunity; masterbating after getting circumsized.
I took my penis cone off and circ n jerked while the stitches were still in
Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say jerking your cock to tell someone, usually a male, that you are just joking around.
Kyle: I banged your mom yesterday, Dan. It was very nice!
Dan: Fuck you, man! I'm gonna kick your ass.
Kyle: Calm down, I'm just jerking your cock.
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