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The sweetest person you'll ever meet! She tends to stay really shy but it isn't hard to get her to talk. She listens and sympathizes with you anytime you're in doubt, but don't take advantage of her kindness because you'll never make it up to her. Kaley is a Gemini but in no way is she two faced, what you see is what she is. Talk about Shrek and frogs around her and you'll become besties! Keep her around so you're never bored.
1. "Wait, what's that one Shrek song?"
2. "Ask Kaley Owens, she'll know!"
Owen Taylor is the pinnacle of mankind. He pulls multiple girls at once, and is superior to anyone else around him at basketball. Not to mention that Owen Taylor’s meat is to die for (coming from personal experience). If your name is Owen Taylor, you are most likely smart in school, but can act a little autistic outside of school.
Person 1: Who’s that good looking dude?
Person 2: That must be Owen Taylor because I don’t know anyone else who looks as good as he does.
when your crush responds “ok” after you tell them you like them.
emma: “britney what did he say? does he like me back?”
britney: “he just said ‘ok’ and nothing else”
emma: “britney… that means that he’s pulling an owen”
Abnormally large (downstairs as well ;) #growernotshower ). Usually deprived of sexually attention unless its from chil- *gunshot* You've gotta love an Owen Wilding
Person 1 - "Whos's that dark handsome person over there? ;)"
Person 2 - "Oh that's an Owen Wilding, heard he's huge"
A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
Hey Mike Owen, step into my office...
very shrexy being
Owen tallis is a helluva boss fan and has a friend called charlie and james and benny and samuel and poo