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The ring dang doo now what is that?
It's soft and round like a pussy cat
Got a hole in the middle and is split in two
Now that's what you call the ring dang doo!
When I was just, a lad you know!
I met a gal from ol' Bordeaux
She had blonde hair, blue eyes too
She let me ride on her ring dang doo!
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That boy's gonna be a ring-tailed tooter!
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A phrase used to express positve affirmation upon thing, idea or person. Often, followed with the term of endearement, "baby."
"You know I could kiss you all night"
"Ring a ding-ding! baby"
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The best place on Earth. Mostly Jewish people. Ages (6-16) where you meet your best friends for life. Campers cry when have to go home with the memories from the best summer ever, while knowing the next year will be even better.
Do you go to Camp Westmont?
No I go to Camp Kinder Ring.
The red rind around your penis when you remove a tight condom.
The condom was so small it gave me a Ring Around The Rosy .
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taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...
oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..
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the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.
the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.
Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?
Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.
Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.
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