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On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
when 2 men get to together and have sex one comes in anothers ass and then the other partner eats the "cumed on shit" which has been ejected for the partner to eat
"i gave him a snowy river last night"
I broke you in the canyon
I drowned you in the lake
You, a snake that I would trample
Only thing I'd not embrace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I pushed and then you stumbled
I kicked you in the face
You stared at me so hollow
Got to keep that killing pace
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
I burned the place around you
I hit you with a rake
You piss upon my candle
So proving you're a fake
Oh, you couldn't dam that river
And maybe I don't give a damn anyway
So you couldn't dam that river
And it washed me so far away
To find a girl with diarrhea, fuck her in the arse and piss in her. When you pull out, shit and shit should treacle out.
My bitch was ill with diarrhea so we did a River Ouze
A lazy video gamer who would rather spend 5 hours a day playing Minecraft then anything else.
"Get up off your ass, son, don't be a Rivers (last name)"
A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
From the river to the sea is a phrase most commonly seen in Pro Palestine protests. The River and Sea they mention refers to the Jordan River and The Mediterranean Sea. The country located between the river and the sea is Israel the native Jewish homeland. This phrase means to flood every Jew living between these boundaries to the Mediterranean Sea to kill them. The Palestine will be free part is after they flood all the Jews they want to establish an Islamic Extremist regime. The people who shout this phrase are mainly found to be college students who fall for propaganda.
Person 1 at a protest: FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA PALESTINE WILL BE FREE
Person 2, Jew: Why do you want to kill us?
Person 1: Because (insert historically modified false information)
Person 2: But why kill me? I didn’t do anything.
Person 1: My college professor from queer lgbt rat studies told me that.