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Similar to a Rusty Trumpet, but performed by a less skilled player. The act of blowing into a woman’s back door while reaching around and awkwardly fingering her lady bits.
Ethan thought himself a skilled virtuoso in the art of satisfying a woman, the Miles Davis of the Rusty Trumpet, but he was, alas, merely fumbling with a Rusty Ocarina.
When you give someone a drinking straw that you have shoved up your ass.
I got that dumb motherfucker with the old buck rusty!
Grinding a penis between butt cheeks, using feces as lubricant.
I was rusty porkchopping the guy.
When you get the shaft a penis very crusty and blistered; the goal is to have a really rough surface area to allow for a painful experience. Then crank your shaft by rubbing and pulling the skin of the penis to irritate it to the point of bleeding with open wounds. Let the blood dry to a dark red color to give it a rusty appearance. Proceed to continuously crank your shaft.
I really want to give myself a rusty crankshaft tonight.
Can you show me what a rusty crankshaft is?
When an escort gives an old man a dry hand job
Hey I heard you got a Rusty Giuliani at the strip joint
The act of having ones balls, stuffed into another’s asshole. While masturbatting and then having their ball shat back onto them at the moment of ejaculation.
I’m so fucked up, the only way I can an erection is to have rusty bagpipes.
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A used tampon that is fried and served with marinara sauce.
My girlfriend gave me a rusty mazzorella stick to hold me over till dinner