Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.

I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.

Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.

Shooting season starts soon.

Lil nigga season

Keep lil nigga away from yo fridge!

And watch until he becomes a god on February. (Lil nigga season will last until February 1 to September 31)

Squally Season

A term used for parties being thrown by a friend squally, or any positive moves being made in life by a squally.

Tonight’s party is going to be so lit! It’s Squally Season!!

Got a new job and a new house it’s definitely Squally Season!

beauhunting season

Da period of da year when gals can legally traipse da countryside in search of "dear" --- i.e., nice guys who'll cuddle up and be sweethearts to them.

Last I knew, beauhunting season was totally "open" (i.e., all year 'round), but Spring is one of da best times to practice it, since it's said dat "young men's thoughts naturally turn to love" in da months following their having been cooped up all Winter.

Seasoning searchers

White boys who like girls of colour.

(whites boys don't season their food so they are looking for some flavoring hence the "seasoning")

James (white boy) likes Jasmine (Indian girl) , therfore James is a seasoning searchers.

(yes this very stereotypical but I'm sorry it was funny to me and my cousins)