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When on tour or traveling, you use the last pair of socks in your luggage and all the socks left are smelly.
Touring during the summer is the worst. I only made it to San Francisco before I hit sock bottom.
When a person by the name of Josh takes their sisters sock and as their about to ejaculate she takes the sock and ruins the orgasm
Bro I can’t believe she angry socked me
When you masturbate into a pair of socks and wear them the next day
Oh shit I was late for school and I think I put on the wrong socks
Take a sock and jizz in it. Once you’re done take a wizz in it. You may then proceed to put it in the freezer. Leave for roughly 24 hours. Now take it out and shove it up your ass. You now have an Alabama sock
Bro Kyle just slapped Tyler across the face with his Alabama sock
did u shag the bitch? hope you wore a sports sock bro, shes a wee dirty
When you shit your pants and it runs down your leg making your socks brown.
Johnny: Hey man why's bill walking weird?
Sampson: Man he just sharted and made chocolate socks.
Plastic bags worn in between one's socks and shoes to keep one's feet dry.
Person 1: "I need to walk from 69th street to Brooklyn, but I don't have any rain boots!"
Person 2: "You should just use hobo socks!"