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1. (n.) One who lacks intelligence, and therefore is used by other people. One who is easily taken advantage of. Often lacking individuality and self-esteem.
2. (n.) A complete idiot, i.e. a douchebag.
3. (n.) A progressive/alternative metal band. Known for songs such as Lateralus and AEnema
4. (n.) An item one uses to perform a certain task.

1. "We need, like, 200 bucks. Let's call up Joe, that guy is an absolute tool."
2. "Look at that guy blasting Drake from his car. What a tool."
3. "Have you heard the song Bottom by Tool? It's awesome!"
4. "A hammer is a very common tool."

by .Shiloh. May 26, 2013


Tool

One who is a slave to the system and a blatant pseudo intellectual. These people, usually males (as females are referred to as twats), can be spotted with great ease. Usually seen wearing Ed Hardy and Shutter Shades or wearing their giant sunglasses on their head at midnight. These people typically are into whatever everyone else is into or what MTV tells them is cool, but will still claim to be "different". They will also, almost always, drink nothing but Heineken and Jagerbombs.

Bro, are you serious with those sunglasses right now? It hasn't been light out for like 4 hours you fucking tool.

by Calvert Man August 26, 2009


tool

a douchebag who sucks up in order to further his own agenda, but whose self interest is embarrassingly transparent

a politician, e.g. al gore is a gigantic tool!

by Emily H L August 26, 2010


Tool

1. a rude or impolite person; a douchebag.
2. a penis.
3. an object used for construction, i guess.
4. an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones and drummer Danny Carey. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing its original bassist Paul D'Amour.

I like the 4th Tool best.

by chezi tacos August 24, 2023


tool

A person who is a complete loser in all ways. Has no idea what he is doing and is most likely at art schools smoking up some hootch with kids named Tippayachat.

Someone with the name Gavin or Calvin is really a tool. Especially if there last names happens to sound like a geometrical vocabulary word.

by ohsolovely April 02, 2009


Tool

When your homie calls your farmer friend a hoe and you say a hoe is a gardening tool and not the other thing.
But you realize just then what else a gardening “tool” is.

Bully: “Dude you’re a hoe!”
Guy who ain’t a bully: “A hoe is a gardening tool!”
Bully: “Exactly…”

by ΒITCHES May 04, 2022


Tool

a person, usually a male, who thinks they are god, and they were sent onto this earth to make stupid comments with no importance to them whatsoever.

Jason McGuire is such a tool

by godddddd121256 December 07, 2010