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A large, formidable dude.
Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?
The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.
"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"
"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."
Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.
Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!
A game which two or more people can play.
In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.
The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!
Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"
Brrrap
It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."
A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.
The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.