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Two Shrub Rub

The act of intercourse.

"I didn't have children until the two shrub rub."

by replicant5k September 11, 2009


two hit fight

It is often used as a way to dismiss the threat of an aggressor by saying, "This is a two-hit fight."

A two hit fight is one where 1) I hit you, and 2) you hit the ground.

by Silent Barracuda February 22, 2014


Texas Two-Bag

The act of placing an opaque bag on your sexual partner's head, due to them being very unatractive but having a nice body, and putting a similar bag on your head also, incase the bag on their head falls off. This is used in reference to someone who is very ugly or unattractive, but has a sexy body.

"When I had sex with Jenny I had to texas two-bag, because she's so ugly"

"Would you fuck our teacher?" "Yah, but shes a bit of a texas-two bag."

by Chetanator October 11, 2014


Two Headed Turkey

When a girl blows 2 guys at the same time, *gobble gobble*

Guy - dude remember when that girl from college gave us the two headed turkey?
Guy 2 - Yeah man she sucked us both so good “gobble gobble

by Rpattz25 December 04, 2019


Two Toke Hold

A game which two or more people can play.

In which the participants pass around 2 or more spliffs, taking 2 tokes and then passing it on.

The smoke inhaled from these 2 tokes, and consequent tokes is held in the lungs until the first spliff comes back to you. You may then exhale and carry on the game!

Guy 1: You wanna play Two Toke Hold?
Guy 2: Yeh man, that game's whack yo'"

Brrrap

by LeeRoooyBrown September 13, 2008


jeniffer with two f's

Usually a nice person that unfortunately had their name spelt wrong on their birth certificate. Could be a result of an asian parent typo.

Yo it's jeniffer with two f's
That's a F in the chat... no wait two F's!

by BoomChickaPop69 January 17, 2021


two-jeweled cane

slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls

It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.

by Dr. Mythomania April 10, 2011