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Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business
Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank
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The act of masturbating or receiving a hand-job while holding one pinky out.
My girlfriend gave me a fancy wanking last night.
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This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.
Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea
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When powdered substance ie. chalk, talcum powder is used accidentally instead of lube for mastrobation.
Eoin - "Did you use the feckin chalk instead of lube?"
Andy - "Yeah it was a fierce dusty wank....such hardship!"
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The reverse of Wank Bank.
It is the action of having a wank once you realise that you're bankrupt.
Guy 1: Shit Lehman, what are you and your brothers doing?
Guy 2: Nothing man. Just had a Bank Wank, we're bankrupt.
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a crazy wank is wen u run around ur room masturbatin, kinda like a circuit and the aim is to get to the final destination (toilet) before jizzin for example gettin to the toilet instead of jizzin on ur carpet. you cannot miss out a part of the circuit otherwise it is cheatin
I'm very sure no amount of text will do this justice.
Just try the crazy wank.
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when you knock one out whilst up a tree.
eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank
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