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The act of putting your ballsack into the lower unoccupied hole during sex. The hole your ballsack gets pushed into depends on the sexual possession this is attempted from.
you know your moms a freak when she asks for your checked baggage.
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1. Any place where whipped males check in their sex organs before being dragged into a romantic comedy, ie. "When Harry Met Sally", "You've Got Mail", "Hope Floats", "Made of Honor", etc. by their clingy girlfriends. 2. A coat check for testicles.
Dude: Stacy and I have tickets to an advance screening of the "Sex and the City" movie.
Friend: Wow. That's gonna hurt.
Dude: Not to worry. They have a scrote check at the theater so my balls won't go numb.
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1) When someone with correct knowledge asks a question that would be immediately obvious to another person that has implied that they know about a given subject.
2) A sudden test of one’s knowledge on a subject to determine if their knowledge is truthful or not.
Person 1: Yea, I loved Stranger Things!
Person 2: Oh dude, what’s that band that’s way more popular now because of it again?
Person 1: oh shoot, I can’t remember
Person 2: Get chump checked bro. It’s Metallica!
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When a driver is trying to merge into the next lane, while the driver behind notices your indicator when you're trying to move in. The other driver aggressively accelerates to block the driver from merging in the first place. Also known as an aggressive driver move to scare the merging driver or denying entry.
This jerk speed checked me just as I was moving into the next lane.
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intentionally striking your opponent in the nuts to gain an advantage
kathleen was losing badly to franklin in the high school bridge tournament until she gave him a brutal scrotum check under the table with her right foot
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A verification performed upon taking clothes out of a washing machine to make sure that the total number of socks you have washed is even so no socks remain in the washer. Can also be carried out prior to washing to avoid splitting a pair into a washed one and an unwashed one.
Hey, the socksum-check failed. I'd better take a better look inside.
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A test of whenever somebody drops any amount of coins, or someone finds a coin on the ground. A person who picks up and keeps the money fails the jew check, and is hereby a jew. Upon finding or dropping a coin, a person will often say “jew check” jokingly or as a challenge to a friend.
Tom:*drops a nickel* “Whoops, jew check.”
Ben:*picks up the nickel* “This is mine now.”
Tom:”What a jew”
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