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A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.
See that fungus fairy over there?
A man that makes another man hard. He is putting led in his pencil.
Ben got an erection when Tyler pretended to pole dance. Wow Tyler is such a led fairy.
1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.
2. When two twinks get it on.
1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
Your gay godfather that is really nice and has a really nice boyfriend.
Person 1: My Fairy Godfather is so fucking rich (and nice) that he bought a new lambo!
Person 2: goodbye
A soft sounding fart usually coming out of a lady's behind.
I was at church tonight and I smelled a fairy whisp.
An underground criminal organization centered around that presenting themselves as "closeted" and seeking advice from victims. They use their "straight" identities to cover for their crimes or simply to get more money for prostitution if they are unable to find victims by "being straight for pay". They specialize in murder, rape, torture, larceny, police impersonation, and identity theft, and sex trafficking minors and migrants, and interfering with solving crimes or investigations, not to seek help from the LGBT community. Collectively they all appear to have sociopathy (ex: pedophilia, torture, rape, ect), as a part of their main collective ideology and identity. They lurk on extraterrestrial or paranormal forums often for insights on reclusive or abandoned locations to get rid of evidence. This helps obscure the crimes while their "fairy cottages" are a trap house-like network from the East to West.They have often used DNMs and Tor-like browsers, using for hire services across multiple states. Often the police and FBI appear unable to connect crimes because they specialize in DDOS attacks on police reports, and using connections with telecommunications company employees. "Hello we are the police, this is the police speaking" is a common thing to hear instead of the usual script. They sympathize with the Russian agenda in terms of revealing weaknesses in our communities, undermining the police and the emergency contact system, and destroying communities.
"What happened to your friend?"
"Her ,her husband, along with his sister were kidnapped and tortured by the fairy cottage broheim and the damn police just say the group doing the B&E might have been trying to help them out.... by killing their family and pretend to be them even!"
"Dude those people aren't the police, its literally just the fairy cottage broheim. They just 3d print fake badges and patches, slap them on mechanics and EMT uniforms, haven't you heard??"
"Wtf why would I know about this weird ass shit!?"
"......oh da....iunno"