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That absorbent sheet they put under grocery store meats (like ground beef and pork chops) to absorb raw meat juices in the package.
You must carefully separate your steaks from the meat diaper before marinating.
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euphemism for the male genitalia in reference to fellatio
Hey, did that chick smoke your meat cigarette?
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Funnier than Kafka-esque.
You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!
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Unusually large labia.
Look at the camel toe on that girl. She must have massive Meat Wings.
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An errect penis, ready to be sucked off.
Tina hit the meat bong one more time before rushing to meet her husband for lunch.
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1. Fillers and other additives that are put into hashish to increase the volume at little or no cost. Such ingredients include but are not limited to:
Glue
Plastics
Kerosene, gas, and/or diesel fuels and/or by-products
Tranquilizers
Ground up bricks
Sand
Such ingredients are commonly found in "Soap Bars", an extremely cheap and low potency form of hashish that is commonly found in the UK. The best hashish can be bought in Holland or Amsterdam.
2. A common term used to describe school lunch meat that is of unknown origin. It is usually drenched in gravy to disguise whatever it is really made from.
1. Dude, dont smoke that shit, it's filled with mystery meat.
2. This mystery meat is so chewy, I think it's made from rubber.
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Putting your dick in someone's ass.
I was going to put it in her nanner, but I accidentally ended up browning the meat.
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