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A term usually used to define an elderly man that you are having sex with if their penis is hairy and the hair is white. Is also the genitalia of a male llama.
Last night, I fucked a llama penis.
One who sneaks peeks at males genitalia.
I was walking out of the shower when that penis peeker took a look at the angle of my dangle.
Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
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When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not
Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not
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The cause of feelings of inferiority.
Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
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1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.
2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.
After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"
You're a penis knuckle!
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