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When you Rub Rub on your pp and white sticky stuff comes out
Me: *rubs rubs*
Penis: *Creates penis cum*
Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie
Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"
A proposed scenario where, during sex, the vaginal muscles suddenly close around the penis, lodging it in the vagina and keeping it stuck there. It's been said that, should this occur, even after the errection dies down, it would require surgery to fix this. No real occurence has happened thus far.
"My boyfriend has this paranoid fear of penis captivus so we rarely have orgasms."
When you finish having sex with a dirty girl and now have a welt on your dick not knowing if its an STD or not
Bro I got a penis welt and I do not know if i have AIDS or not
The cause of feelings of inferiority.
Josh Dunn caught penis envy after assuming his friends had bigger ding-a-lings, so he bought a bigger TV.
1. When the penis is folded over in your pants and protrudes through revealing a short nub to be seen by all, giving you that uncomfortable feeling that you cannot fix when you are in public.
2. A lazy person who is dumb founded to everything around him/her.
After the awkward silence, he said, "Why you gotta be a penis knuckle?"
You're a penis knuckle!
A fraction of an inch, because men often exaggerate the lengths of their members.
If, on average, a man with a five inch penis claims it's six inches long, then a penis inch is 5/6 of an inch.
The window is forty penis inches wide, but really it's only three feet.