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pot stirrer extraordinaire

When Georgina's gotta be a contrarian at all times, at all costs, no matter what is said

"Good morning everyone"

Georgina, a pot stirrer extraordinaire
"WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT. What you know about mornings, huh? Little rise and shinin bitch"

by @DEFAULT December 11, 2019


unwrapping the flower pot

The act of taking off a girl's panties in order to claim her sweet, sweet virginity.

Bro, you know that girl I met last week? She's totally down with me unwrapping the flower pot!

by malevolentmango September 13, 2016


german stew pot

Sexual position. Common origins point to early 19th century when food was scarce and stew was popular. A German-Stew-Pot occurs when you fucking your girl friend from behind, popularly known as doggy-style, and the male farts into a can and holds it to the woman's nose as he orgasms. The woman typically snorts like a pig to add to the effect.

ricky: honeymoon was great, we had such a great time.
andrew: oh yea? lots of bow chica wow wow going down??
ricky: yea man, she let me do the german stew pot on her.
andrew: holy shit bro, that's epic!!

by a_pecker_head October 9, 2017


texas tea pot

When you gape a chick's arse hole and then dip your nut sack inside

I was banging a chick in the arse last night then gave her the old Texas tea pot

by chilliwillie April 13, 2015


Pot-Belly dwarf

Someone who is short, they also have a pot belly and an orange backpack. They also can be called Pop-Belly dwarf

Oh look it’s the pot-Belly dwarf again”

by DamoSchool July 11, 2022


two peas in a pot

mac ur wrong lol

mac and i are two peas in a pot

by longBALLS3 March 7, 2021


Pot Noodle Psychosis

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers February 22, 2016