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A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.
I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday
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A tree hugger is a a temporary discomfort of the male genitalia which occurs when one's moist scrotum "wraps" itself around the less moist shaft of the penis, providing a keen grip. In doing so, the testicals separate from one another and are displaced by the penis. This displacement causes significant tension on the sides of the shaft, as if the testicals were "hugging" the penis.
So in other words, it's when your sweaty balls wrap around your cock, it's not cool.
Todd: What's wrong Billy?
Billy: My junk's all tangled up!
Todd: Ohh, sounds like you've got a tree hugger!
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Yea, i smoked the best happy trees ever the other day.
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A person who measures the DBH (diameter at breast height)of a tree before it is harvested. When they use their foresters tape to measure trees, they wrap the tape around the tree which makes them look like they are hugging the tree.
Marcus looked like he was hugging a tree when he was measuring the DBH before it was harvested. He is a real tree hugger.
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You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.
Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!
Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!
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A social circle of girls who get their kicks sleeping with guys and then passing them around for all the girls in their social circle to bang.
Dude, out of that group of six girls, I fucked four of them - looks like I found myself a Slut Tree!
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