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To get intoxicated at a legitimate charity work fundraiser on a work night and then call in "sick" the following day due to a hangover.
"Morgan won't be in today she got United Way Drunk last night."
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A piece of land below Canada and above Mexico. Leave all the political bullshite out of it and that is just what it is, a piece o' land.
Jane: uh, what's that place above Mexico called again???
Carl: the united states of america
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Niggas love chicken tenders!!!
Excuse me sir I believe I was here...SKIP-UNIT!!!!....ohhhhhhhh :-(
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SK UNIT is a group of kids from South Kingstown that are just Boss
Rob: SK UNIT PARTY TONIGHT AFTER THE GAME
Kate: So swag you know all of SK is going
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Man, what should we do tonight?
We should go get some pleasure units and get laid!
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to cut on someone's cock and throw him in a bath tub.
that guy wouldn't shut up, so we unite-here's him.
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Unit 23 is an elite combat unit with an impressive array of weapons and equipment. Revealed so far are its MK-IV Exofrag Cannon, EMP bombs, Funky Bombs, and missiles of unknown type and quantity, as well as nanolathing generators and heavy armour and EMP shielding. Unit 23 is the senior ranking survivor of the original battle with the Windowites and is therefore in command of Unit 42 and the rest of the taskforce (with the possible exception of Object). Unable to find its lost commander, Unit 23 is very gung-ho and anxious to continue the battle against the Windowites, but frequently underestimates the obstacles in its way.
Unit 23 has been fighting the Windowites since 2002.
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