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Golden State Warriors

The most dull team to watch in all of basketball, since their primary focus is on shooting 3's as often as possible.

Watching the Golden State Warriors makes you miss watching basketball in the 90's, when 3 pointers were more of a complimentary part of the game than something it revolved around.

by Snowboy Jr. April 23, 2023


Golden State Warriors

Would make good chum.

If you could envision the Golden State Warriors on a championship party boat in San Francisco Bay sinking into frenzied shark-infested waters there then I like you. Can't you just see a hammerhead mistaking Draymond Green for a sea lion, the way he flops around?

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A misunderstood team that more than anything, just wants people to love and understand them.

Go easy on Steph Curry and the Golden State Warriors, he might commit hari kari if his team gets beat in the playoffs.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A name that sounds formidable, tough, and even a little intimidating until you remember that they are from the city of flower children, hippies, and free love, they only relocated from a tough, gritty East Coast town where they actually had to fight to survive.

Steph Curry is more of a sensitive guy than most people would think, he really just wants his team, the Golden State Warriors, to get hugs and free love from the San Francisco crowd whenever they win a championship, yet opposing teams are so scared of playing Golden State in Golden State (though it's not actually home for Steph Curry, an Ohio boy next door, Draymond Green, a Michigan boy next door, or Klay Thompson, an Oregon native). Hopefully opposing teams remember to wear flowers in their hair when they visit San Francisco.

by Snowboy Jr. April 19, 2023


Golden State Warriors

A franchise team back in 1940, won 6 titles, and has a back-to-back title back in the '17-'18 and '18-'19 season.
But sadly defeated in the hands of Kawhi "Fun Guy" Leonard and the North (Raptors) in the '19-'20 Finals. They slowly grow in offseason.

"Be coming at Chase Center to watch the Golden State Warriors gon' fire!"

by HachiXD October 21, 2020


legroom warrior

a person, or persons, who in an enclosed space, such as a bus or a plane or a car or a couch, jostle for space and legroom, perhaps finally coming to blows

F-16's escorted a United Airlines passenger plane today, because a couple of legroom warriors came to blows. The legroom war began after one passenger lowered the back of his chair too far for the second passenger's liking.

by Anduelias June 2, 2011


Warriors U

A comic made by Aisha Thani about two boys named Finn and Harv that have adventures while learning how to be warriors (or in Finn's case, a Bard). They are also chased by an evil pink unicorn named Hevvin Angel Bright who drove a whole through Finn's liver when he was little and has been trying to kill him ever since.
It can be found on warriors-u.com and is 1031 pages long.

"Hey, did you read Warriors U?"
"Yeah! It was a really good comic!"

by MyOTPIsSquikin March 19, 2014