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Scoping out someone you find attractive even if you know you can't have the person
Person 1: Oh my God, he's so hot.
Person 2: It looks like he's gotta girlfriend.
Person 1: Dude. Chill out. I'm just window shopping.
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The meat sold at 7-11 or other similar stores that sits around all day under heat lamps. Generally regarded as addicting and disgusting. Often acquired after long nights of heavy drinking.
Steve: I'm fucking hungry, bro. Let's grab some of these taquitos.
Dave: No! Don't eat the window meat. That's like rule #1.
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A euphemism for letting the sun and air back into your life. To decide to move forward with a positive attitude.
"Wow you're looking better today."
"I woke up this morning and decided to open all the windows."
"Let's go out tonight."
"Really?"
"You bet. We"ll go to your place, open all the windows and get you looking great."
the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?
The time just after you login when windows is actually started you have icons and can move the mouse around but can't actually do anything because the mouse clicks don't register and no applications open.
Usually if you do lots in this time all the things you tryed to do will happen at once when the toss time is over.
I just got windows (version here) and the windows toss time is so much worse then the previous version.
I sware windows toss time is just a way of making you get new hardware.
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When you confess your love to someone.
"I think I'm ready to jump out the window and turn that nigga with right back into your friend though" - Big Sean
Yo dude I think I'm ready to jump out the window because of Alicia.
Dont do it dude! It has only been a week
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An extremely stable and rock solid server operating system that is surprisingly made by microsoft. This software may allow windows to compete with linux and other better server OS's.
Bob: Hey man, I didn't know Windows Server 2003 was made my Microsoft!
Jim: yeah, the fact that it never crashes is something totally new to Microsoft.
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