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A game where people go hide and then they go find a badger to touch, or any other random object. You win by touching the most stuff. It's also one of the most random questions anyone could ever ask.
Hey bryant, want to play hide and go touch the badger?
-sure nick, but i need to go touch something else before i go do that.
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(v.) Dude, lay off, I know what I’m doing so don’t bug me about it. Sheesh.
Hey buddy, touch me not so near; you’re just an intern so until you get this job stop being a backseat driver.
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Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.
Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.
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the gangsta way of giving your friend the "all-clear" to approach and attempt to seduce a female with his (or her) lower regions. It can also be used as an ok to allow one's lower genetilia to become active. In other words, its boner time.
We were all alone, and she was half naked and drunk so I knew it was time to aim high and touch the sky.
"Dude, she's hot"
"Ohhhh I know. id smack that ass into next week"
"Holy shit dude, you know what i think?"
"What?"
"I think its time...
time for u to aim high touch the sky"
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Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
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When uncle is showing his toys and tells you to keep it a secret
Uncle: hey son pick up that penny I dropped
Me: okay!
Uncle: drops pants
Me: looks up
Uncle:😤
my uncle touched my weewee 😳