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I voted for trump and not send-us-to-hellary Clinton
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What one might say when every one else is eating, but you have no food. so u want someone else to get the hint and buy you a snack.
GUY: Hey chuck gimme some food!
Chuck: NO!!!
GUY: O man I could use with a snack
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A sexual act involving a woman on her period, smeared shit, and oral sex. Tastes like yesterday's breakfast and pennies.
Yeah we couldn't wait, and she had to shit, so we just went for it and had a continental breakfast at the US Mint.
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It means what it fucking means
My Dad said "I'm gonna use the restroom" but he never came back
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Due to failure in convincing people to use toilets in India, the project to teach them how to use and why it's better than open defecation starts.
Help Indians use toilets. They should have better sanitation.
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A sexually act with the use of an ice cube. While your partner is lying down you run an ice cube over her body, lips, neck, breast, belly, thighs an so on and on, and at last you out the ice cube inside of her vagina. You can do this while she is tied up or blindfolded, or both, but it’s not necessary
Him: Hey babe do you wanna try sex using ice cube?
Her: That’s sounds kinky let’s try it
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Implementation for a female to expos her genatalia
Tomo sat in taxi: Show us ya dinner ya fat moose.
Holmes: Cast of F*****g Star Trek
Conlley: Could eat an apple threw a letter box
Oh how they all rejoice in laughter and personal urination of there panties.
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