shmized the Wang

1) When, at a desk, a male becomes aroused to the point where the bulge is prominent and is suddenly forced to stand, an unavoidable and painful collision occurs between said package and the lip of the desk.

2) Screwing up to an embarrassing degree.

"I was so focused on the Lt's boobies, I didn't hear the Colonel was coming until they called the room for the bastard. I shmized the wang somethin awful on that one."

CK Wang

Best ASA Shiesh

CK Wang is an inspiration to all

WANGED

A term primarily used in South East Texas meaning tricked, hoodwinked, bamboozled, or played

I got this girl pregnant and she had me pay child support to later finding out the child is not even mine. that bitch wanged me!

Wanged

Verb
-Have sex with (someone).
an act or instance of having sex.

I wanged your mother.

Beer wang

A male not being able to perform sexually because he is inebriated due to beer.

"I would have sex with you, but I have beer Wang."

nom wang

When someone is being gay tell them to nom wang

Me:That meme was shit Reece

Reece:Teehee ;)
Me: Nom wang

silky wang

A guy with huge dick that just banged multiple women and his dick is silky smooth from the juices.

Silky wang is a smooth son of a bitch with skillz