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a war in which the principle ammunition is clods of soil and grass, usually propelled with the hands.
the kids on our side of the street would rather die than forfeit a turf war.
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when a woman has sexual relations with identical twins at the same time, the woman shares her virgina and anus equally between the twins
Martha was engaged in a clone war between Juan and Jose.
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When George W. Bush decided that Iraq was a treat to the U.S.A and killed many Iraqi people.
If the war with Iraq never happened then Bush would have given us a tax cut, but he went to war instead.
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A place where the boy racers can hang and hoon around.
i'll see you at race wars biaaaaatch.
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a mother fucking oxy moron. Or, sectarian violence fought between different factions within a single country.
"I don't think that the conflict in Iraq constitutes a civil war, because if it were they would be fighting with polite words, not bullets and hand grenades," said Gretchen.
"That may be true, but how about the American Civil War," questioned Jenny.
"It wasn't very genteel either." -Gretchen
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something that those European hippies are always starting but can't finish
and what's with their weird sexual fetishes?
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To put on war paint one must perform oral sex on a menstruating woman with a tampon inserted. With all the pieces in place, the man removes the tampon from the womans vagina by grabbing the string of the tampon with his teeth. Once he has the tampon firmly clenched in his jaws, the individual proceeds to shake his/her head back and forth from right to left in order to administer the "war paint." (Braveheart style except for the hue of the paint is red instead of blue...hahaha, paint)
It was that time of the month for Jimmy's woman so he decided to go on the offensive and get his war paint on for the time of battle.
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