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To quote co-founder of the WoW, "The Coolness or Awesomeness of its wielder manifested into immense power." Indeedly true in just about all aspects.
The 'power' is plasma-ish blasts of concentrated Coolness/Awesomeness of the user within, into bright white bursts, with the focus core of the shot being a sky-blue colour.
Triggered by posings(mainly) of utter Coolness/Awesomness.
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To have sexual relations using a glow-in-the-dark condom.
Man: I am feeling rather randy, dear. It is a good thing you bought some protective sheaths.
Woman: Indeed i did, sir. And they just so happen to appear phosphorescent when exposed to light!
Man: Well, old bean, i suppose we must LIGHT THE WAY!
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A variation of the Spit Roast. Whilst one person is servicing 2 partners from both ends, the partners then, in sync with each other, spin the servicing member without removing themselves from said member. Best done when the fishing is slow on a boat, preferably with a woman under 110lbs.
Thank God we had Cindy on board. The fishing sucked but we were able to rig up The 3-way swivel. She got sea sick afterwards but it doesn’t matter because we got ours.
"shove your veiny bangstick in my salmon slip way!"
When a person wants to receive sexual favours from somebody of the same sex but doesn't want to reciprocate
The awkward moment when four cars approach a four-way stop intersection at the same time, but no one can remember who should go first. Everyone pauses until someone with natural leadership qualities raises his/her right hand to motion for someone to go.
A four-way pause is when four cars approach a four-way stop intersection. No one moves until one of the people raises his/her hand to motion for someone to move.
A gay person who denies their gayness or pretends they are not gay. Like, lay away...they are already buying some of it or buying into it but aren't fully invested.
Ex. If you think they're gay, but they deny it. They're a gay-la-way.