Zombie Jesus Day

A day where jesus arose from his grave after being dead for awhile! People were like " Ahh, It's zombie jesus!" and " Let this day be known as Zombie Jesus day!" but, the Church being the bitches they bare had to go and distort the story and make it easter instead!

Girl 1: Happy Easter! Ya'll!
Girl 2: Likewise
Girl 3: Ya'll some dumb ass blondes in disguise. It's Zombie Jesus Day not Easter!

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Walking Like a Zombie

To get fucked up on pills and/or alcohol and proceed to stumble around aimlessly and incoherently, uncapable of speaking, emitting only grunts and moans, as in George Romero's Night of the Living Dead.

" Maaaannn, my bro was so fucked up on that erk and jerk last night he was walking like a zombie all round the damn house"

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Zombie Dust

A drug mix of cocaine & heroin. Originally made by the legend himself Nikki Sixx

I can’t wait to snort some zombie dust tonight

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Zombie Math Titles

Out-of-print math titles whose covers, contents, or creators the present generation could still remember, because when they were students, teachers, or parents, these wallet-friendly, brain-unfriendly books had positively impacted their mathematical learning or teaching, which were unsurprisingly bestsellers of their day.

Singapore’s zombie math titles of yesteryear like Fabian Ng’s “Process Skills in Problem Solving,” Dr Y H Leong’s “Challenging Problems in Mathematics,” and K C Yan’s “Mathematical Quickies & Trickies” had not only differentiated themselves from the sea of canned drill-and-kill titles, but they have since become an integral part of the local math education culture.

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zombie dome

The head region of a zombie. This is the zombie's weakest point. Without a head the zombie cannot function.

James: Yo I'm finnin to knock off some zombie dome!!

Karen: Aim for the head!

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surf zombies

Surf zombies are those apparently undead standing motionless on a beach watching the waves break. They often are surfers, and can be recognized by the glassy stare.

I can't even see the break with that horde of surf zombies in the way!

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Electric Zombie Tattoo

A tattoo/piercing shop in Athens, PA. The best tattoo shop in the area.
Open 7 days a week with very reasonable rates for custom tattoos and body piercing.

Person 1: Wow! What an amazing tattoo! Where did you get that done?

Person 2: Electric Zombie Tattoo!

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